Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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