Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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