Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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