i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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