Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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