is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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