Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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