I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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