first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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