we're blogging at a bar
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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