do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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