I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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