I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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