You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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