I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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