Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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