Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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