i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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