Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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