Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
