he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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