omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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