Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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