everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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