Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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