And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
This show inspires me to have sex in space
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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