She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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