Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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