just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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