As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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