Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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