I just made out with a guy for $7.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
A bitchslap is in order.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Randomize
