school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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