did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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