At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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