8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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