Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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