Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The uberlube is also flammable
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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