fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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