i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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