I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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