I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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