its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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