We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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