I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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