oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize
