you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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