just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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