Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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