I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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