You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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